20 girls and a football

The school’s sports department organized a football tournament. At one of the games between the girls I made note of what they wore, which probably reveals everything about everything.

• 20 girls
• Over 20 pairs of earrings
• 10 headwraps
• 18 jerseys
• 2 pairs of gym shorts, 1 pair of men’s bathing trunks, 2 skirts (the rest of the girls wore either rhinestone-studded leggings, skinny jeans, pajama bottoms, or capris)
• 3 pairs of shoes
• 2 pairs of socks
• 0 shin guards

And 1 unhappily inflated football.