"...how much is a football?"

A kid knocks walks up to my house and presses his face against the screen door. "Buy me a new football."
"Okay, if you give me money."
He turns to face the group of kids behind him, "Mariama, how much is a football?"
"I don't know."
"Is ten dalasis enough for a football?"
"No," Mariama replies.
"What about six dalasis?"

Recycle your deflated football into a hat!