Pseudo-konkorans!

None of the following are real konkorans.

Last konkoran season, the boys would
gather bits of dropped konkoran hair,
put it on their heads, and call themselves
konkorans.

Rugi saw this calendar and screeched,
"Oooh, Binta! I'm scared! A konkoran!"
I tried to reassure her, "It is not a konkoran.
It is a woman."
"Yes, it's a konkoran! A woman konkoran!"

 

After the real konkorans left, the boys needed something to
run screaming from, so they created a konkoran out of
rice bags and gave him sticks for machetes.