D.I.Y. Foosball for Free!

Materials: Flat surface, a large plastic bottle cap or similar item, a handful of goat droppings. 

Step 1: Arrange the goat droppings on the flat surface as if they were footballers on a field.

Step 2: By “footballers” I mean “soccer players.”

Step 3: Arrange the large plastic bottle cap or similar item in front, as if it were the goal keeper.

Step 4: Use a thumb and forefinger and try to flick the goat droppings (which are simultaneously footballers and footballs) past the large plastic bottle cap or similar item.