Eavesdropping: Staff Development Workshop Edition

• “Mr. Sowe! Do not sleep here…Go out and then come, or do push-up. If you do push-up ten, you will not sleep.”
• A teacher, on being the last to leave the food bowl: “He who laughs last laughs best.” Another teacher replied, “But what of this? The early bird catches the worm.”
• “I am on a fault-finding mission…Error detected.” (The "error" was an incorrectly written M)