Eavesdropping: Staffroom edition

Some April Fool's Day amusement for you.

• “Even in the ant kingdom there is seniority, much less the human race.”
• “Let me wash my hands, my phalanges.”
• “Don’t get married, or you will over-strain your brain. Then you will go mad and they will take your wife away.”
• “If I will dance, even this room will not be enough for me. I will be somersaulting, and running. I can run like a snake.”
• “Thank you very very very very much. Until very can much you.”
• “You are trying to flabbergast the situation.”
• “They want to hijack me for their science classes.”
• “She will eat us! She will eat us like we are grass—we are not grass!”
• “Because some students, their morals are just like water.”
• SNEEZE “Sorry! Jesus Christ.”
• “Between yourself there is division of labor because you take in bread—(interrupted by laughter)—and release it as energy.”
• “Today Binta is a real African woman…without a husband.”