- How many shirts should I bring, exactly?
- Did I buy enough AAA batteries?
- Will I contract malaria?
- Will those snail parasites crawl under my toenails?
- What if I discover I no longer like mangoes?
Stuff I'm actually thinking about:
- Will I finish The Liar's Club and the three other books I borrowed from the library?
- Are the cakes sitting on the counter delicious, or inedible?
- How much longer until lunchtime?
- Why didn't I wear socks on Thursday?
- Is there still time for me to memorize the lyrics to "Bruxelles"?
I think if I thought the thoughts I should be thinking, I would be sucked into such a frenzy of excitement that I would collapse to the floor in a coma-like state, probably scraping a knee in the process.
1 comment:
I love mangoes!
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