Staffroom:
- “The Hindus are the ones who worship cows. They believe in cows.” (I like that cows are now something one can believe or disbelieve in)
- “You were all made to be sacrificed. You will all lack husbands on this Earth.”
- [burp] “Thanks be to God.”
- “Half bread will not be enough for me, for my worms.”
- “Menacing is not actually good.”
- “You will begin to think that maths is almighty.”
- “You are a monkey. Very soon I will turn you into a lizard.”
- “The Fulas have magnetic hands.”
- “Pray for a husband…otherwise we will easily lose you in the streets.”
- “That is your wisdom, but wisdom is relative.”
Morning assembly:
- “If you don’t want to be a liability to society, please work hard.”
- “All play and no work makes Jack a stupid boy.”
- “Lip shine is not positively improving your life.”
The sign on the door to the science lab reads, “Let no one unacquainted with science entre here. By: Order.”
The motto of a nursery school, as read on a t-shirt: “Business before Pleasure.”
A student, passing me on the way to school, “Miss Jallow your bag is heavy. I hope there is not the head of a child inside.”
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