Jun 15, 2012

Breaking news!

I walk into the classroom and find one of the students has moved his chair to the front of the room, facing the class. His posture is one of casual-cool, and he's wearing white sunglasses with a missing lens. He turns to face me.

Student: Miss Jallow, breaking news.
Me: What is it?
Student: Starting today, all the Jallows will be surnamed Baldeh.
Me: Heeeh…says who?
Student: Barack Obama.
Me: Barack Obama? ... Well, let me be Miss Jallow today and then I will call someone and confirm.
The rest of the class: Miss Jallow, he’s lying!

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