Noses!

Here are two short stories about noses.

The afternoon Buba got a peanut stuck up his nose his mom was mad. She tried to pick the peanut out herself and tried getting Buba to blow his nose hard enough to eject the peanut. Neither plan worked so with a sigh and some angry mutterings she strapped him to her back and walked to the hospital. Everyone else was holding back laughter, though, because we knew Buba would be alright and there's no funnier object to get stuck in your nose than a peanut.

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The second nose story is a conversation with Rugi:

Rugi pulls a sizeable piece of snot from her noseand displays it to me.

Me: All that was in your nose?

Rugi, matter-of-factly: Boogers, yes. I have a cold.

And then she sets to work extracting more snot.