Who is this? I greet him.

I looked through an issue of Time with the kids. They want me to greet the following people when I return to America:

• Kristen Wiig
• Justin Timberlake
• Lord Voldemort
• Amy Winehouse
• Dirk Nowitzki
• the participants in the Day of Giants surfboat race in Auckland, N.Z.
• Rob Bell
• Amy Chua
• and the boy whose photograph accompanied the article “A Genetic Link for Depression.”