Sound advice

• “You can only hide from human being you cannot hide from microorganism.”
• “Be a friend to garlic.”
• “Please use the toilets wisely.”
• “Make use of what God has given you and that is the human brain. Do not make it just a load for you to carry.” (this was overheard on the radio the morning they were discussing Steve Jobs' death. listeners texted in their opinion on whether he’d be going to heaven—because he was a good person—or to hell—because he was not a Muslim.)
• “Take the sense out of the nonsense.”
• “Let us not be parasites.”
• “If you married an African man, that would be a very good combination.